Soap To Help Prevent Selfies

Narcissist much?

We all know that you can make kissy lips. We’ve seen it more than a thousand times now. We also know that you cleaned your apartment in rubber gloves on Tuesday, tried out raspberry lip gloss yesterday, and posed with your cat on a leash this morning. Good for you. Really. Okay, no, not really. Please stop this parade of narcissistic madness or I’m going to block the heck out of you, and you’re my frickin’ mom.