Soap For Yuge Mistakes

Smells like a comb-over.

But a really super terrific comb-over like you’ve never seen before. I mean, only losers don’t appreciate a fabulous ‘do like this one. I have a team of people, the best, most intelligent and good-looking people, working around the clock to keep this sucka in place. And the truth is, I’ve looked into trademarking the comb-over, so enjoy your loser comb-over while you can. It’s about to get the axe.