SKU: 88091

I’d Like to Order an Orgasm Please Greeting Card

This Adults Only Greeting Card is encouraging you to just ask for what you really want in life

On the outside, it reads: um. hi. Can I place an order? I would like to order one of your spine-tingling, mind-blowing, toe-curling, break-the-bed, wake-the-neighbors, scream-my-name, 8.0-on-the-Richter-Scale, on-no-you-di’nt ORGASMS please?

On the inside, it reads: Oh, and can I please get a side of Rock-Your-World with that, as well? Thanks!

We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of greeting cards. The outside of this 4.5 x 6.25 ( A6 ) card looks and feels luxe and personal. You will love the luxurious soft-touch velvet-feel finish and UV spot gloss details. Each card comes with a beautiful envelope.

$4.99

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