I’d Like to Order an Orgasm Please Greeting Card
$4.99
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This Adults Only Greeting Card is encouraging you to just ask for what you really want in life
On the outside, it reads: um. hi. Can I place an order? I would like to order one of your spine-tingling, mind-blowing, toe-curling, break-the-bed, wake-the-neighbors, scream-my-name, 8.0-on-the-Richter-Scale, on-no-you-di’nt ORGASMS please?
On the inside, it reads: Oh, and can I please get a side of Rock-Your-World with that, as well? Thanks!
We are saying sorry, not sorry about launching this new adult-only line of greeting cards. The outside of this 4.5 x 6.25 ( A6 ) card looks and feels luxe and personal. You will love the luxurious soft-touch velvet-feel finish and UV spot gloss details. Each card comes with a beautiful envelope.
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| Weight | 0.05 lbs |
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